All Reviews
Every film reviewed, catalogued, and scored. Honest criticism, no exceptions.
12 reviews
Backrooms
2026 · Kane Parsons
"Brilliant liminal tension. Flat final payoffs."
The Mandalorian & Grogu
2025 · Jon Favreau
"A glorified, overpriced television episode."
Obsession
2025 · Curry Barker
"A suffocating descent into absolute dread."
In the Grey
2025 · Guy Ritchie
"Pure kinetic swagger for the Ritchie faithful."
The Sheep Detectives
2025 · Kyle Balda
"A woolly mystery with actual heart."
Mortal Kombat 2
2025 · Simon McQuoid
"Fun, flawed, and absolutely brutal."
Rush Hour 2
2001 · Brett Ratner
"The last physical DVD I still own."
Game Night
2018 · John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
"Highly profitable for Frito-Lay."
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
2025 · Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett
"More lore, more blood, more fun."
Hokum
2026 · Damian McCarthy
"You'll scare yourself more than the movie."
Michael
2026 · Antoine Fuqua
"Great music, great moves—hee-hee!"
Over Your Dead Body
2026 · Jorma Taccone
"Marriage is brutal; this movie is fun."